June 2010
May 2010
The female bedbug has no sexual opening. To get around this, the male uses his penis to DRILL A VAGINA into the female.
omnipotencenurturingmalevolence:
All of this is golden.
for some reason I thought danielulz needed to see this. However, I forgot why.
YUCKYYYY
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Turns out you can pay the rent on happiness, because I’m not happy anymore and money is hard to come by.
“Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don’t waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.”
—(via shitmydadsays)
they probably should have casted Russel Brand as Edward Cullen instead of Robert Pattinson.
just saying.
right?
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just saying
Robert Pattinsons character in Little Ashes as Salvador Dali is perfect for him.
a weird little guy.
because he is super weird.
