sure as i didn’t shave my vag i’ll get laid tonight just you wait
It baffles me though…The whole time I was getting to know this stranger...– Kat Von D ( on her ex husband Oliver)
So I am reading Kat Von Ds new book where she talks about how her first 6 months sober were so hard on her because the minute word got out that she wasn’t drinking anymore all of her friends left her. I vow to never let myself become a party favor, and to keep around friends who would be there for me even if I didn’t live the life I do. But for now, I know that all of my friends...
Why do all these little kids like me so goddamn...
why can’t someone who is, lets say, 20+ like me for once instead of these little highschool kids. Also it would be nice if said 20+ year old wasn’t absolutely crazy or super territorial. please. Can’t I just have someone chill and cool and easy to hang out with like me back for once?
WHERE THE FUCK IS FACEBOOK
My tummy always violently rumbles after I eat at...
tessthegirlonfire: Read More aw I wanted to try them:(
I think I'm just going to read a book and poop and...
I don’t have any money
What am I
So now that I have a better paying job and some more spending money, I am thinking about what my next tattoo is going to be. I have many tattoo books because I like to look at the pictures and read the stories and gain inspiration from them, and this got me thinking. Who, and what am I What defines me I think owls are pretty, and I like my dog Tiki but I don’t think I would get her face...
WHERE MY HO'S AT
Winter in Southeast Missouri sucks.
jacobsbody: Here is a rundown of what happens balls cold tits cold freezing cold rain ice rain and cold ice and fucking tits balls cold ice
sorry y'all. just making a point.
JUSTIN MOTHERFUCKING DAMBACH
Religion is far more of a choice than homosexuality. And the protections that we...– Jon Stewart (via politicallyreligious)
my grandmas email address is puppycat still
whats up with that.
Oh the weather outside is frightful
But this nachos navidad from taco johns is so delightful
What will the people of 2030 think about 2010.
Like, you know how when you’re watching I Love The 90’s and you see those haircuts like the Rachel and you thought to yourself “oh yeah I remember getting one of those” what hairstyle defined 2010. What goofy thing do we do now that people are going to laugh at. Discuss ?
Artists on pandora I always thumbs down (and then...
Eminem Jason Derulo Pitbull Owl City All the time.
IIIII'MMMMM COMING OUT SO YOU BETTER GET THIS...
I wonder if Lady Gaga is ever going to turn out...
you know, keeps making new shit just because she hasn’t run out of money yet and she is sinking her claws into the ground trying to win back at least a few fans. And you can’t ever turn on the radio without hearing her even if no one actually likes her. deep thoughts.
My best friend is coming over, and she's bringing...
jacobsbody: Niggerblog 2k10.
When you invite your best friend over to watch a...
not asleeeeeep just about to be:(
There is probably one follower of mine in the...
I have this fear also
JACOB APPRECIATION POST
I H8 RELIGION: Forget Jesus. The stars died so you... →
ih8religion: “Every atom in your body came from a star that exploded. And the atoms in your left hand probably came from a different star than your right hand. It really is the most poetic thing I know about physics. You are all stardust. You couldn’t be here if stars hadn’t exploded. Because the elements, the…
I work all the time now. And when I’m not working I’m hanging out with friends. I haven’t even had nap time in a while:( My next day off is next Sunday D: I don’t really like only having 1 day off a week
I've been getting a little too busy to update my...
meh more to come
jacob must be bored
but I’m in between party numbers 3 and 4 right now. oops
Also, I think I may actually start liking Ross. He...
Eugh I don’t know, he doesn’t have a very good job, and no real career path to speak of, at least not one that I support. but I’m not the one to crush dreams
Dude I'm not tired
but I know that as soon as I start doing laundry I will be. its 4am.
team furt though...
the last glee episode
was awful. there i said it.
things i am thankful for
shelbysbible: weed shawna my grandma weed Things I’m thankful for Money Jacob WEED tiki cat apartment